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November 11th, 2009
November 2nd, 2009
helenluu9 @ : heartbroken.
but still beLEEvin!!
October 29th, 2009
climbfall78 @ : In honor of Cliff Lee....
A special thanks to those who are on Twitter for contributing to this:
Things you should know about Cliff Lee
When A-Rod goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Cliff Lee.
Apple pays Cliff Lee 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Cliff Lee is suing NBC for copyright infringement, as his fastball and curveball are named "Law" and "Order" respectively
When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cliff Lee is pitching in them.
Cliff Lee's iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
Cliff Lee has been to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply called "The Islands."
Cliff Lee didn't hide in the rafters at the behest of his father. Cliff Lee rode the balloon.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Cliff Lee's computer. Cliff Lee is always in control.
When Cliff Lee wins something, Kanye West merely stands and applauds.
Current Music: Diana Ross & The Supremes-Stop! In The Name Of Love
climbfall78 @ : Time for some World Series jokes
A Dodgers fan, an Angels fan, a Yankees fan and a Phillies fan are on the edge of a cliff. The Dodgers fan gets closer to the ledge and yells, "This is for the Los Angeles Dodgers!" He then jumps off the cliff. The Angels fan goes to the ledge and yells, "This is for the California Angels!" He then jumps off the cliff.
This leaves the Yankees and Phillies fan. They walk to the ledge and the Phillies fan yells, "This is for the Philadelphia Phillies!" He then pushes the Yankees fan off the cliff.
The Philly guy in hell: 2009 version
A guy from Philly dies and goes to hell. Since he wasn't that great of a person on earth, the devil decides to make his life miserable. First the devil cranks up the heat. The guy starts having fun and breaks out a pool. The devil is confused and the guy says, "It's like August in Philadelphia."
The devil goes and makes it rain in hell. The guy starts stomping around in the mud and planting flowers. Again, the devil is confused and the guy says, "It's like April in Philadelphia."
So the devil is really ticked and decides to make it snow in hell. The guy is starting to dance around, makes snowmen and starts sledding in hell. The devil yells, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
The guy throws a snowball at the devil and says, "Hell froze over! The Phillies have repeated their World Series victory!"
Did you hear the post office recalled the newest stamp?? It has the Yankees on it and people didn't know which side to spit on!!!
This school in New York was having a Yankees pep rally and all the kids show up wearing Yankees shirts and jerseys. This girl walks in wearing a Phillies jersey. This little boy says to her, "You can't wear that!" The girl then says that both of her parents are Phillies fans, so she is one too. The little boy then asks, "What would it make you if your dad was an idiot and your mom a was a moron?"
The little girl thinks for a moment and says, "A Yankees fan."
A child was being abused by both his mother and his father. A long custody battle ensued, and the judge decided to pass a creative verdict. The child was placed in the custody of the New York Yankees, who the judge deemed incapable of beating anyone.
October 28th, 2009
October 20th, 2009
October 12th, 2009
uncleamos @ : Great teams
Philly.com's Phil Sheridan:
Great baseball teams win four consecutive postseason series.
Great baseball teams outpitch their opponents.
Great baseball teams find ways to win one-run games.
Great baseball teams keep their poise when strange things happen or when adversity strikes.
Great baseball teams get big hits from secondary players and bigger hits from their superstars in the ninth inning.
September 30th, 2009
friskiecat79 @ : wooohoooooo NL East Champs. Go Phillies!!!!